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Kick Ass Pictures brings you Karianna — It took us awhile to figure it out, but Karianna's tattoos have more than just an esoteric significance or conversational purpose. Porn chicks being what they are, what with all the drug parties and other mind altering social commitments to attend to, they tend to be forgetful. Like forgetting where they put the car keys or which bank has their security box. If you're raking in the massive dough like a Brittany Andrews, let's say, you can afford a social secretary to keep your calendar in order. Whereas Karianna, as yet, doesn't have generous boyfriends or groupies driving around in cars with tinted windows, she has to make do in other ways and be less extravagant. So for Karianna, each new work of body art acts as a sort of guide or treasure map telling her where the hidden booty is kept, so to speak. And, you probably thought it was for something stupid. So, bear in mind, the next time Karianna spreads her ass cheeks for you, she's telling you something.
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