Inseminated by Two Black Men brings you Emma Heart — Emma Heart is as cute as cute can be. Especially when her adorable face blows up to the size of a volleyball whenever she consumes interracial whistling stick. Emma says she learned this trick from her grandmom- that by stretching the mouth and other orifices to capacity and beyond- the jaw will remain firm , the cheeks will stay flush and the love box will gush forth with sweet soul music. If Granny is right, only remains to be seen. But Emma wonders how, if the old bat is passing along this advice, what mom's mom did for sport back in her day. Jazz musicians? Negro league ballplayers? Janitors named Lightnin'? Emma suspects maybe there's more to talk about than beauty tips.