Teen Power brings you Jasmine Byrne — While some women find themselves beset with terrible cosmic fantasies of elephantine, pus-filled genitals and a world full of amoral, dangerous beasts, Jasmine Byrne enjoys a fairly normal and wonderfully abundant sexual existence. She attributes this to teen power. [Plus the fact that she might have consumed a large quantity of trance-inducing cactus products along the way, but who really knows.] In any event, Jasmine is the epitome of youth bursting with raw spirit, sensuality and the possibility of countless suitors. How she does it, again, is teen power, not to put too fine a point on it. One day, of course, this will end and she'll probably become the fat lady who'll sing then leaps despondently out of a hotel window into the traffic below. Which is to say enjoy teen power before the demons grab a hold of you.