Specs Appeal brings you Desert Rose — Have you seen the price of eyeglasses lately? Small wonder optometrists are residing merrily in the top 1% of the economic food chain. And so, Desert Rose, flunking her recent eye exam, was faced with the daunting proposition- eat or go blind for the next couple of months. Rose figured myopia was a condition she could deal with for the time being until she tried sucking a guy's Dodger Dog at the stadium during a recent home stand, thinking he was just pulling his zipper wanting to be friendly. True, under most circumstances this would be an instant conversation starter, but Rose was mortified at the thought she might be having sex and not being financially compensated for it. Should that word get around!! Leaving nothing to chance, Rose got her prescription filled, blew the lens grinder and walked away with a sizable discount. She's considering Lasik at some future date, but for the moment she wants to see how far this eyeglasses-thing is going to take her.