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Specs Appeal brings you Kimmy Kann — As one of the requirements for having a jet pilot's license, Kimmy Kann had to get her eyes examined. Unfortunately Kimmy couldn't read the eye chart. Not because she's blind, but because it was in English and Kimmy can only read Chinese. The doctor didn't know this at the time and flunked her [notwithstanding the fact that FAA regulations strictly prohibit naked women from wearing bandoliers while in the cockpit]. Long story short, Kimmy was deprived of piloting an Airbus A380-800, thus disallowing her a steady paycheck and the latitude of saying goodbye to porn forever. A happy day, certainly, for all of us particularly those who have a fetish for women in glasses. Because now, Kimmy, under the impression that she's as blind as a Kamikaze pilot, is wearing her prescription lenses, oblivious to the fact that she has no need for them. The silver lining behind that cloud is also the fact that Kimmy's new look landed her a new guy in her life. He's a jet pilot.
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