Revenge is a Bitch brings you India Summer — India Summer has the kind of body that makes men seminally discharge just at the mere sight of her. A fact which puts her sex life in a quandary. For the simple fact that India enjoys the obvious attentions of men but fears the consequences of imminent fertilization for her amazing capacity to breed. Just the mere sound of a Barry White recording could give her a baby bump, so India must take proper precautions. However, there was one instance when India in a sentimental state threw caution to the winds, longed for an heir to the family fortune and urged her male companion to ritualize the conception. He met her advances with a scoff and a pop of the sixth can of beer he was working on. Rebuffed, India vowed revenge and when the opportunity presented itself, she attacked him with a baby bonnet. What proceeded from there was ghastly, emasculating, indescribable, and can only be appreciated from these forbidden pictures which took a long time to get back from the photo-mat.