Revenge is a Bitch brings you Nicole Ray — We know lots of old men who would pay dearly out of their cancer-infected asses to have Nicole Ray come over and do a few afternoon cheers for them. So you'd think that her boyfriend who was getting it all for free would be appreciative? Not on your life. This clueless bastard thinks that Bar Rafaeli is a niteclub that just opened in West Hollywood so you got an idea where this is going. But Nicole is devilishly hooked on the bozo, so she gave him one last opportunity to redeem himself before she considered selling her lovely young body to the rich geezer crowd. The plan was simple, the execution lethal. Nicole's fella had to wear pom poms and root for Yale. Only this wasn't as easy as you might imagine. Especially with 12 inches of plastic shoved up your ass. But Nicole was also very convincing about how that was good for the prostate.